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Dean meeting a hellhound for the first time after he becomes a demon. Dean falls into a fighting stance only to have the hellhound knock him on his back and enthusiastically slobbering all over his face. Dean becoming the alpha of a pack of overgrown hellhound puppies. Sam seeing Dean asleep floating in the air assuming it's a new demon power when really Dean's snoozing at the top of a hellhound puppy pile.

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"Dean, did you eat the steak I -"  Sam stopped in the doorway, and his face scrunched up.  "What’s that smell?"

"What smell?"

"What smell?"

Dean’s transformation into a Knight of Hell hadn’t made him any better at lying to his brother.

"It smells like dog.  Wet dog."

"Nah, you’re imagining things, Sammy."

"No, I’m -hey!"  Something had shoved at the back of his knee.  Something heavy, and wet. And then there were teeth, worrying at his leg through his jeans, and Sam went into defensive mode, hand dropping to his knife, trying to find whatever it was mouthing at him.

"Sam, no!"  And then Dean was in front of him, alert, his hand reaching down to…pet something?  

"Down boy," Dean said, his voice low and calm, but firm.  "That’s my brother.  Don’t eat him."

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No but imagine Dean getting Sam to build a large iron fence outside the bunker so he can let the hellhounds run around.

Imagine Dean having names for all of his hellhounds based on pop culture and past friends, and all Sam can hear occasionally is “Bad Joffrey I told you no eating my shoes!” and “Good girl, Charlie, you keep Adam in line now” and Sam is torn between being freaked out and laughing like an idiot because all he can see is his brother chasing an invisible floating shoe.

  • society:

    oh you have your period? well you have two options.

  • woman:

    okay.

  • society:

    you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

  • woman:

    sounds awful. what's my second option.

  • society:

    a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

  • woman:

    still seems pretty awful.

  • society:

    wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

  • woman:

    well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

  • society:

    HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

  • woman:

  • society:

    oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

  • woman:

  • society:

  • woman:

    i think i'll go with my third option.

  • society:

  • woman:

  • society:

    what third option?

  • woman:

    i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

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